Posted on November 10, 2017
If you already have a gaming backlog you won’t able to finish in three lifetimes, I have bad news for you.
Here’s Humble Bundle again with some grade-A indie games, courtesy of 2017, mostly.
I don’t know how they keep doing this.
Posted on October 30, 2017
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
Okay that’s all I’ve got.
The full extent of my “down under” vocabulary.
Let’s move on to the games. Or skip everything and go Humble!
Posted on October 22, 2017
Many, many years ago, I wrote my very first reviews.
One was about the survival horror masterpiece Dead Space. Others were about the decline of decent Dragon Ball fighting games…
But before I could release these silly and naive pieces of prose into the world, disaster struck. My gaming mindset and ideas became suppressed for many years after, until I recently was made Whole again.
Time, however, had moved on as well, and so did the Dead Space franchise. Books, movies, comics, spin-offs, DLC, mobile games, micro-transactions…
They did it all.
And now, the end has come.
Posted on October 9, 2017
The Son of Sparda.
He striketh once again, and he striketh true.
Posted on September 11, 2017
We wandered through an exquisite Telltale rendition of the already colourful world of Borderlands, and could not ask for a better way to spend five entertaining evenings.
Posted on August 26, 2017
Or, a genuine game blog post (but not really)
The short version.
What surprised us the most?
What surprised us the least?
Three kinds of sauce with some fries
What is our fondest memory?
The monstrous exodus fifteen minutes after the big Blizzard announcement
What is our biggest regret?
Never knowing what the announcement was about j/k we don’t fucking care
What would we like to see next year?
An AXE stand
The long version.
Posted on August 2, 2017
High time to pack your bags, grab one last sandwich, and hit the road to whichever festival strikes your fancy.
See you all in a few weeks, for more game rants and other word porn!
It’s … glorious.
Right up until the moment where it just gets too fuckin’ weird.