Posted on February 23, 2017
If any of the above makes you feel all giddy inside, Aggressive Retsuko is the panda you should be looking up to.
Don’t let her gentle demeanor fool you. She will eat you up and spit you out. In her mind.
Say hello to Gudetama, the coolest, cutest, most depressed egg ever.
Posted on February 22, 2017
At least, the soundtrack does, with its plethora of excellent licensed music. This is grade-A car radio material.
On the other hand, the game itself, with its acrobatic gunplay and clunky swordplay, made me rather furious at times.
While it has insane action and lacklustre storytelling – much like Total Overdose (2005) and Stranglehold (2007) before it – WET (2009) became such an unwieldy mess on higher difficulties – when trophy hunting required extreme precision, absurd Fingerspitzengefühl, and an unhealthy amount of luck – that it really made me reflect on where I was going with my life.
Those tunes though.
Posted on February 21, 2017
I… I don’t… I can’t… my game brain is overloading.
Music choice aside, what a feat to stuff this many obscure and/or mainstream video game references into one short but excellent AMV, courtesy of SpeedoSausage. Not a stranger to the more edgy stuff that floats around the web, he even managed to throw in some totally random J-pop culture.
Blink and you miss it.
Posted on February 20, 2017
Proof that Ubisoft can provide gripping experiences without relying on franchise exploitation.
Point and click adventure on the outside, emotional roller coaster on the inside.
It’s educational. It’s inspiring. And I’m still not crying. I’m really not.
Posted on February 17, 2017
The long wait is over.
Your favourite mentally challenged furball is coming back to your home screen, in all its ‘remastered plus’ glory.
June 30th is the date to mark, and expect an extremely touched up PS4-worthy Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy, comprised of Crash Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot: Cortex Strikes Back and Crash Bandicoot: Warped.
What a time to be alive.
Posted on February 16, 2017
Oh how I wanted to love you so bad.
2002 intro showing off sketch motion technology
But whenever we got into a fight, you became so unwieldly. You were the opposite of putty in my hands. More like a clump of radioactive waste with jagged edges protruding everywhere.
To me, you were the harbinger of vile randomness, the scourge of many a roguelike nowadays. But let’s not get into that today. I want us to remember the good times.
This song is pure SM
Posted on February 14, 2017
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