Posted on December 7, 2016
Remastered Macho Dick
So this is happening.
Of all the games to remaster, why Bulletstorm? And who thought adding a skin of the King of Development Hell would be a good idea?
Don’t get me wrong, I liked Bulletstorm, with all its profanity and over-the-top kick-in-the-nuts gunplay. But I can’t remember for the life of me how it ended, or even what the general plot was about.
So do we actually need this in our lives? Killing our dicks all over again?