RESIDENT EVII

I don’t like trailers.
You never know what you’re gonna get, and personal experience says you will see at least half of the most importants parts of a movie/game, with a chance of heavy plot twists.

I also don’t like Resident Evil, much.
Always more of a Parasite Eve fan, our evil residents never gave me much of a psychological shock. The senseless movies and latest action games did not help their cause either.

So I made an exception. I watched the Resident Evil 7 trailer, thinking I would never play it, and be content with what it could spoil.
Boy was I wrong…

Not about me not liking trailers. I hate them even more now.

Don’t watch this one.

Seriously, I hope you didn’t.

For once, I would have liked someone to grab me by the face, look me straight in the eyes, and say:

HEY.

PLAY THIS ONE.

*puts finger on mouth*

SHUSH NOW.

JUST PLAY IT.

Because, who would have thought they’d drop the whole action/horror schtick, and just go for psychological mindfucks?

I didn’t.

I see cues from the best parts of F.E.A.R., Condemned, Alone in the Dark, Silent Hill, and even the infamous P.T. demoLinks contain spoilers. Duh.

I smell a hint of SAW, Evil Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, …

I feel … elated.

Also, Resident Evii? Really?

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