The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

THE GOOD

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Bayonetta is out on PC

4K BUTT CRACK

Anyone who didn’t enjoy this brawler epiphany the first time around (on PS3/Xbox360) or re-packed with its sequel on the WiiU, now’s your chance to pick it up and never put down.

See where blockbuster NieR: Automata got its mojo from, and what future generations of umbra witches should aspire to.

And I’m not talking about the steady 60fps and 4k resolution.

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NieR might receive an HD remake

I’ve personally known people to drool over NieR: Automata‘s release, oblivious to the fact it’s the sequel to 2010’s sleeper hit NieR, one of the greatest RPG stories I’ve experienced to date.

But the game looked dated, then and now. And in an age where everyone wants to relive World War II with bloom effects and player rankings, it’s hard to survive without a cult following.

This might change soon.

Provided Automata sells enough copies and there’s a budget for its prequel’s remake, of course.

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Vanquish might be coming to PC

SLIDEFORMERS

Another Platinum Games contraption that took a generic third person shooter and turned it into an action-packed, slow-mo infused shoot’em-all-while-bobsledding-around-the-room Michael Bay adventure.

Teased with a small picture in the ‘Extras’ folder of a small update to the PC port of Bayonetta, fans are loosing their shit about this would-be re-release.

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Bayonetta 3 might be coming. Period.

yes we do

Video clips about Bayonetta and Bayonetta 2 have been released, all looped three times.

Bayonetta 3 confirmed? Half-Life 3 confirmed? Bayonetta 2 confirmed for PS3?

Let the mindfuck begin.

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THE BAD

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Scalebound is still canceled.

Horizon - Dragon's Dawn

Devil May Cry meets Dragonheart meets an untimely demise.

The world weeps.

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The Final Fantasy VII remake and Kingdom Hearts III have been postponed.

HYPEHYPEHYPE

Or, in other words, they’re not on this year’s fiscal year list of upcoming games.

That’s fine though.

I was planning to live forever anyway.

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THE UGLY

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Bayonetta 2 is still a Nintendo exclusive

And I’m still not buying a ‘new’ console for just one kick-ass game.

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