Bubble Bobble Braindamage – [soundbyte b]

This was the soundtrack of my life when I was an 80’s kid.

Please kill me.

RAW PSYCHEDELIC MYTHICAL POWAH

… in the palm of your hand.

Put your Pokémon aside and punch out some lights in pop culture bonanza PUNCH CLUB, lose your mind in hug-fest DROPSY, and follow your hopes and dreams in Norse fantasy THE BANNER SAGA.

All this and more for less than a burger meal at Humble Bundle Mobile. Click on the clown. I dare you.

Dropsy

 

Ghost in the Smell

This looks like a cross between something involving Lemmiwinks from South Park and Don Bluth’s The Secret of Nimh.

Out now in early access on Steam. Yes, sometimes beta versions pique our interest, deal with it.

All hail the God Hand

What makes less sense than having Michael Bay make snuff movies about your childhood heroes?
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GOD HAND.

Created by the now defunct Clover Studio, this non-sensical, over-the-top brawler goes the whole mile with its table-flipping, nut-crunching, libido-wrecking Fist-of-the-Northstar-on-acid shenanigans, accompanied by the catchiest and silliest music this side of the Katamari.

Clover Studio, also known for their zany Viewtiful Joe series and beautiful Ookami, went on to kick more ass under the moniker PlatinumGames.

You know. MadWorld, Bayonetta, Vanquish, to name a few. The sequel to NIER is up next (and it’s making me shit bricks).
And oh hey, they even made Transformers and TMNT games without skull****ing established lore. How about them apples, mr. Bay?

 

 

We’re not done with Bioshock just yet

As you might have picked up, the Bioshock Collection is due in september, and it gives us the possibility to roam Rapture and Columbia once more, with extra shiny all around us.
Commemorating this event, 2K is releasing some cool behind-the-scenes stuff, so make sure to check it out on their blog or twitterbook.

BigDaddySlug

 

Grand Theft Articuno

Reconciling adepts of wanton destruction and domestic animal abuse, here’s something that will make everyone grin stupidly for minutes.

 

The One True Top Gear – [soundbyte t]

90’s music can only wish it was this good.

[b] Would you kindly lend me your ear

Il Credo Degli Assassini.

This is where our musical journey to Rapture begins. Not through waves of sound, but through moving images…

Not the actual way to Rapture

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Independence Fail – Regurgitation

Rejoice, fellow shroomers!

Somewhere in the multiverse there exists a KICK ASS video game of Independence Day!

How do I know?

Simple. Every game-to-movie adaption known to man has sucked all kinds of ass, and this inversely proportionate to the source material.
Resurgence is such an affront to humankind that we’re well due an annihilation or two, so there MUST BE a ridiculously epic video game circulating about, with actual plot, meaningful action, sincere drama, funny one liners, lovable characters, total lack of cliché…

The thought of this is already melting my brain.

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Thank you Mr Emmerich, for making me feel better about Jurassic World and X-Men Apocalypse again.

Invite a friend, crush his dreams

But you need the right tools.

Go from friend to fiend in a few seconds with frantic fencer NIDHOGG, and break some bones with busty brawler SKULLGIRLS, so you can mend your wounds afterwards with some co-operative ROGUELANDS. Or not.

Only a few hours left to pick up these indie classics (and many others) through the Humble Bundle Revelmode, and you’ll be supporting Crisis Text Line and a charity of your choosing in the progress!

Everybody wins!

Except your friend

 

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